Fish Wielder
J.R.R.R
(Jim) Hardison
YA Epic Fantasy
Fish Wielder Series (Book 1)
Publisher: Fiery Seas Publishing, LLC
August 23, 2016
Book Description:
Fish Wielder is kind of like Lord of
the Rings, set in Narnia, if it was written by the guys who made Monty
Python and the Holy Grail while they were listening to the music
of They Might Be Giants.
In ancient times, the Dark Lord Mauron cooked
the most powerful magic chocolate dessert ever made, the Pudding of Power.
One thousand and two years later, the
evil leader of the Bad Religion, the Heartless One, is trying to recover the
lost pudding in order to enslave the peoples of Grome. Only the depressed
barbarian warrior Thoral Might Fist and his best friend, Brad the talking Koi
fish, have a chance to save the world of Grome from destruction, but that's
going to take a ridiculous amount of magic and mayhem.
Thus begins the epically silly epic fantasy of
epic proportions, Fish Wielder—book one of the Fish Wielder Trilogy.
Advanced Praise:
“This is one wild romp! I'm not sure I've seen
such preposterously determined critic-baiting parody since Xanth or Asprin's
Myth-Begotten series. I recommend it to anyone.” ―Piers Anthony, New York
Times Bestselling Author
"Fast, fun, fantastic! Fish Wielder is hilarious and
unpredictable, like a drunk bear playing whack-a-mole." ―Logan J.
Hunder, author of Witches Be Crazy
"A great time. Fast and funny, it races along in a
self-aware tone that should appeal to anyone who loves fantasy but has ever
found themselves thinking, huh, that was a little
melodramatic." ―Clay Johnson, author of OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD
(Ravenswood Publishing, 2016)
About the Author:
Fish Wielder is J.R.R.R. (Jim) Hardison's
first novel novel (He wrote a graphic novel, The Helm, for Dark Horse Comics).
Jim has worked as a writer, screen writer, animator and film director. He
started his professional career by producing a low-budget direct-to-video
feature film, The Creature From Lake Michigan. Making a bad movie can be a
crash course in the essential elements of good character and story, and The
Creature From Lake Michigan was a tremendously bad movie. Shifting his focus
entirely to animation, Jim joined Will Vinton Studios where he directed animated
commercials for M&M’s and on the stop-motion TV series Gary and Mike. While
working at Vinton, he also co-wrote the television special Popeye's Voyage: The
Quest for Pappy with actor Paul Reiser.
Jim has appeared on NBC's The Apprentice as an expert advisor on brand characters, developed characters and wrote the pilot episode for the PBS children's television series SeeMore's Playhouse and authored the previously mentioned graphic novel, The Helm, named one of 2010's top ten Great Graphic Novels for Teens by YALSA, a branch of the American Library Association. These days, Jim is the creative director and co-owner of Character LLC, a company that does story-analysis for brands and entertainment properties. He lives in Portland, Oregon with his lovely wife, two amazing kids, one smart dog and one stupid dog.
Jim has appeared on NBC's The Apprentice as an expert advisor on brand characters, developed characters and wrote the pilot episode for the PBS children's television series SeeMore's Playhouse and authored the previously mentioned graphic novel, The Helm, named one of 2010's top ten Great Graphic Novels for Teens by YALSA, a branch of the American Library Association. These days, Jim is the creative director and co-owner of Character LLC, a company that does story-analysis for brands and entertainment properties. He lives in Portland, Oregon with his lovely wife, two amazing kids, one smart dog and one stupid dog.
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