If It's a Pain In the Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong! By JC Clarke Excerpt

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If It's a Pain In the Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong! By JC Clarke

Series: The Princess Chronicles #1 Genre: Humor/ Contemporary Romance Publication Date: June 23, 2015

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His Princess was a little bit eclectic, a lot of eccentric, and a big time potty mouth. She was outgoing and loud, but held her friends and family close to her heart. She ranted about everything wrong in the world, yet her wild passion made him fall hard and fast. Life gave him the middle finger when she opened his eyes to the beauty around him—and right in front of him. Her Prick-a-Doodle-Do was an uptight businessman through and through. He never saw the fun in anything and she knew right from the start she could have fun with this man and get him to see things differently. He made her see she didn’t have to always be alone, even when surrounded by people. A knack of bringing out the best in her made her fall for him, even if she didn’t want to admit it to herself. Both were raised in ‘high society’, but where one was guided by the rules, the other had fun going against them. Though he was her new boss, she didn’t give two hoots about it so when she was given an opportunity to express her views about a certain subject, she readily agreed. It’s now her personal mission to make Bossman’s life a little harder, while experiencing a little fun along the way, of course. Because . . . if it’s a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong.

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EXCERPT “Bossman, what are my shoes?” I asked and leaned back in my chair to put my feet up on his brand new desk. “Stilettoes?” “Wrong, for starters, no one calls them that these days. They’re either pumps or heels. Normally, if they’re designer, you just give people that name. What color is my shirt?” “Red?” he asked, puzzled at where I was taking this. “No, it’s burgundy. My hair is also in a low twist to the side, but you’d say that it was a ball of mess on the side of my head. My point is, no female author should write her male lead so . . . girlie. He shouldn’t know what cut her dress is or what the exact shade of her nail polish is, because, putting it simply, men don’t know these things. They don’t want to know. The second real men start showing an interest, their girl will never stop asking for their opinions.

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J.C. Clarke lives in the heart of the New Forest in England with her husband and four children. Never a dull moment, her full house provides no shortage of inspiration which fuels her writing. She loves reading and writing a variety of genres in addition to dabbling with graphic art to create book covers, swag and more.

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