If It's a Pain In the Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong! By JC Clarke
Series: The Princess Chronicles #1 Genre: Humor/ Contemporary Romance Publication Date: June 23, 2015
EXCERPT “Bossman, what are my shoes?” I asked and leaned back in my chair to put my feet up on his brand new desk. “Stilettoes?” “Wrong, for starters, no one calls them that these days. They’re either pumps or heels. Normally, if they’re designer, you just give people that name. What color is my shirt?” “Red?” he asked, puzzled at where I was taking this. “No, it’s burgundy. My hair is also in a low twist to the side, but you’d say that it was a ball of mess on the side of my head. My point is, no female author should write her male lead so . . . girlie. He shouldn’t know what cut her dress is or what the exact shade of her nail polish is, because, putting it simply, men don’t know these things. They don’t want to know. The second real men start showing an interest, their girl will never stop asking for their opinions.