TIME TRAVELING HOOKERS
by S.E.
Burr
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BLURB:
Three
modern day roommates and recent college grads take a time machine back to the
Wild West. The time machine breaks, stranding them in the past where they are
forced to join a brothel to survive.
With the help of
future technology, they're able to trick their customers into thinking they're
getting what they pay for, without actually having to do the deed.
But the scam involves
getting much more up close and personal with smelly, 19th century hicks than
germaphobe and prude, Anastasia, is comfortable with.
One customer seems
sweeter, more attractive, and better groomed than the rest. Could she actually
fall for a cowboy from the dirty, disgusting past?
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Excerpt
Two:
Etta hooted. “Art of lovemaking!” she said, slapping her
leg. “Well that’s the funniest thing I ever heard. Ain’t no art going on here.
Ain’t no love either. This is a business I’m keeping, and if you want a room in
my brothel, you’ll d*mn site bring in the money to pay for it.”
Beth was angry. Angry. And when Beth was angry she’d say
something she shouldn’t, or worse.
Anastasia put a restraining hand on Beth’s arm and Beth
glared at her.
“We’ll make money,” said Anastasia. “We’ll make you plenty
of money, but we’re tired and dirty. We’d like a bath and a bed so we can be
ready for tonight.”
“Well, we’ll see, give you a trial, like,” said the woman.
“Go on in. I won’t show you to your rooms. I don’t wear these dirty things into
the house, and I’ve got a good sight more work to do here, but hopefully you
can find your own way without waking the whole house. The girls are still
asleep, and there are some gentleman callers hanging around, who I’m sure don’t
want to be disturbed.”
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
S.E. Burr
wrote Time Traveling Hookers over the course of a weekend at a Tom Bird writing
retreat in Santa Fe, NM. It is based on a dream she had a few weeks prior to
the retreat, but she did no advanced planning of the plot. She was very
surprised to discover that the story was a romance, as she did not often read
romances, let alone write them. She quite enjoyed the experience and intends to
write more romances in the future, but cautions that what she intends to write
and what she actually writes can be two very different things.
She is the
author of the young adult novel, Goblin Fruit, inspired by the poem “Goblin
Market” by Christina Rossetti. The
sequel, Goblin Girl, is coming soon. It was inspired by her desire to find out
more of the story.
A nearly
lifelong resident of rural New Mexico, S.E. Burr loves the desert, her family,
and her cat.
Twitter: @serinburr
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