Smart Blondes
by Sonia
Koso
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BLURB:
Austin socialite Carrie Pryce has no clue her criminally
charming husband is carrying on with another woman until she returns home
unexpectedly, mistakes the sounds of passion for a home-invasion robbery and
accidently shoots him in the backside. Stunned, Carrie drives all night
to her quirky hometown and collapses in a near-catatonic state.
A crew of ladies spanning three generations realize it’s up
to them to help Carrie get her life out of the ditch. Known as the
“Presbyterian Mafia,” these are not sweet old gals. They have a book club that
never reads, a garden club that doesn’t garden, and a bible study class that
gossips about the Methodists. They’re known around town for antics including
catfights, car chases and Voodoo rituals. The women enlist Carrie’s former
childhood best friend Portia (now a lawyer) and her flamboyant cousin Eric
(recently returned from New York) in their effort.
While dealing with the after-effects of her imprudent gunplay
and managing a hair color disaster, Carrie meets Rhett Richards. He’s an
attractive oil field worker who can make women think un-Christian thoughts by
the mere act of wearing a pair of tight wranglers. Carrie soon learns that
hometowns can be the perfect places to bury old scandals and create new ones.
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Excerpt
EXCERPT ONE:
An interesting family
The clipping
was from the New Orleans Times-Picayune dated 1935. Carrie scanned it and
looked at Eric in disbelief.
“A Glapion
went to prison?” She asked. Glapion was their grandmother’s maiden name.
“It appears
so.”
“Do you think
Mom knows?”
“I doubt it,”
Eric responded. “I never heard Dad, Grandma or Grand Aunt Claire speak of a
Marnie.” Eric pulled out another clipping. “She looks just like Gran.”
“Holy
smokes,” Carrie said, looking at the image of a young woman leaving a
courthouse in handcuffs. “Marnie Glapion.”
“At first, I
wondered if it was a cousin or distant relation but if you look in the upper
corner of that picture,” Eric explained, pointing out two faces in the crowd.
“I think that’s Solange and Claire. They had to be related.”
“They look
horrified,” Carrie said. “But why? What did she do?”
“That’s the
most interesting part. She was a bank robber.”
“What?”
“She knocked
over a few banks in Louisiana,” Eric said. “She and two others.” Carrie stared
at him, disbelieving. “Marnie got caught when a robbery went bad and a guard
tackled her. She shot him in the leg but he survived. The others got away. They
were never caught and Marnie never ratted them out.”
“How
bizarre.”
“She was
sentenced to twenty years. I found another clipping that said she died in the
women’s prison in 1947.”
“Do you think
Grandpa Arlen knew?”
“The bigger
question is what Grandma Solange knew. She was only a few years younger than
Marnie,” Eric raised a brow. “And the clippings describe three robbers but goes
on to say they wore coveralls, bandannas on their faces, and hats.”
“So you think Grandma Solange might have been
a bank robber?’
“In our gene
pool, it’s not out of the realm of possibility.”
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Sonia Koso
grew up in the eccentricity-filled piney woods of North East Texas. She has been writing since an early age and
considers it her first love. After receiving a B.A. in English Writing, her
life took a drastic turn and she went to law school. Sonia practiced law for
over a decade but was drawn back to writing in 2012. Sonia's stories feature
strong women, good-looking guys, legal dilemmas and a dose of humor. Smart Blondes borrows many characters from
her childhood as well as her legal career.
Sonia does
most of her writing at her condo in Austin’s hip SOCO district. It’s in walking
distance from landmarks including Lady Bird Lake, the Continental Club, and the
Congress Avenue Bat Bridge. When not writing, Sonia divides her time between the
live music of Austin and the sunshine of Boca Raton. She loves Tex-Mex food,
blue water, cocktails and good friends. Sonia often dreams of a man who can do
his own laundry and a walk-in closet with a chandelier…but not necessarily in
that order.
Links:
www.soniakoso.com
www.facebook.com/sonia.koso
www.pinterest.com/soniakoso
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